Embrace this most delicious of vegetables:
and ignore all those snobby modern types who put about the vile rumour that pickled beetroot is inferior to that which is unvinegrous*. What could be more delicious than a slice or two of pickled beetroot with pie and mash?

Beetroots available in tea towel form from Lush Designs www.lushlampshades.co.uk
(*That which is not vinegary)