Thats the trouble with being busy and important.
Never mind - here's a lovely new Lush Designs product that would be a suitable accompaniment for any 'Master-Chef-The-Professionals' type meal, (they were cooking duck and cherries and REALLY nice-looking spuds tonight on BBC2)
Lovely cotton napkins!
Hey, these would even posh up Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie and processed peas.