Owl Cushion

Is there a void beneath your comely buttocks? Are the angles of your elbows excessively acute and in need of a soft resting place?

FEAR NOT

As usual we have the answer in the form of a NEW CUSHION!

The owl looks worried, but his owly pals are there for back-up.

You may purchase this superior item from the Lush Designs shop at 8 College Approach, Greenwich SE10 9HY and very soon at www.lushlampshades.co.uk/

SPRING and a new lampshade

Dear blog reader.

See what an attractive assemblage we have created with one of our new lampshades and a bunch of Mother's Day flowers. It enables us to focus on the lovliness of springtime and ignore the rest of the detritus on the kitchen table.

Love from Lush Designs X X X X X X X

PROTECT YOUR GARDEN from SNAIL HARM

In the OLden days - when SPrING was JUSS around the corner...

the goode folke of Olde INGerLAND would celebrate with new lampshade.

YES THEY DID

In continuance of this fine old tradition we at Lush Designs have brought a celebratory florally design shade.

We know full well that snails are also aware of those tender shoots and are gathering their slimy might in order to devour every small plant in our care and we have depicted those most curly whirly of God's creatures in amongst the flowers and imbued the design with a MAGICK SPELLE which more or less guarantees that imperviousness to gastropodal activity will ensue upon the purchase of this anciently traditional household item.

TRUE

Available SOON from the Lush Designs shop 8 College Approach and at http://www.lushlampshades.co.uk/

Room, Lytham St Anne's

Many, many years ago one of us Lush Designers was a teenager - and that teenager once spent a cold and windy week by the sea with her friend, Susan at Susan's Auntie Elsie and Uncle Bob's.

Here is where they lived - in Lytham StAnne's...

In order to escape from Auntie Elsie's execrable cooking and terrifying wig, we would spend hours down the pier in the hope of meeting bad men. We were moderately successful in this endeavour, but mercifully these dark and greasily attired men of ill-repute were uninterested in us, for they had one-armed bandits and other coin-operated entertainments to supervise, and Susan and I had 30AA busts and polyester smock-dresses which were unalluring to ne'er-do-wells.

When we had tired of failing to attract the attention of dodgy geezers we would shuffle back to Auntie Elsie and Uncle Bob's and be served up another plateful of rock hard bacon, processed peas and tea made with sterilised milk, made even less digestible by the accompaniment of Uncle Bob's right-of-Hitler political pronouncements and Elsie's alarming trick of manoeuvring her specs back up to the bridge of her nose whenever they slid down, with a series of athletic grimaces, hands-free, so to speak.

If Bad Men are not your scene, the Fylde coast is still worth visiting, if only to visit this LOVELY shop in Lytham.

Aptly named ROOM, and look, they've made a lovely display of Lush Designs products, so that the good burghers of Lancashire shall not be deprived of Lushness.

Visit Room at 37 Clifton Street, Lytham St Annes FY8 5ER http://www.roomgifts.co.uk/