Thursday, 8 December 2011

Heat without heating

In these straitened times you can save money and reduce your carbon footprint by installing one of these new Cottages and Castles lampshades. You will surely reclaim on fuel bill savings the cost of this glowy home essential.

Why, we estimate that it will have paid for itself in less than ten years. A wise investment indeed.

Any attempts to suck the 2nd party (the customer) into our evil vortex with untruths are in line with regulations set by Lush Designs -:article 1f. "That any lampshade will be attributed by the 1st party (Lush Designs) with unrealistic claims shall be so nice that the customer will forgive the party (Lush Designs) and buy one anyway."

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