Three cheers for the red white and blue

This is part of an illustration for an article about the things various non-British celebrities love and hate about the UK.

The loutish behaviour of the British was commented upon negatively.

I can't think what they mean.

Oh, but the weather's dreary.

Time to butter-up a teetering stack of toasted crumpets, park your arse on one of these cheerful cushions and watch a boxed set of Sgt Bilko.