Cat bores

Yes. Thats what we've become.

Since we found the (thrice) faecal evidence of their presence in our garden this morning we think we're entitled to exploit our neighbours cats and depict them on a bone china mug soon-to-be-available-from-Lush-Designs.

Having resisted drawing them in the act of befouling our lawn we have brought out some of their more charming characteristics.

Tray Tray Bong

"However will I carry all these beverages which I have poured for my many fabulous and important friends who are gathered in my designery lounge area talking about important things in an amusing way in spite of being in need of refreshment? I only have TWO HANDS!!!!"

Fear not! Lush Designs to the rescue!

Wooden trays now available at the Lush Designs Shop at 8 College Approach, Greenwich, London SE10, elegant, sturdy and ideal for breakfast in bed, lunch in the garden, or that game where you have to guess which object has been removed.

Also available soon from http://www.lushlampshades.co.uk

CUSHION PREVIEW

Is your bum tired of the same old cushion?
Is your settee too cornery?
Have you got a stain on your armchair?

Solve these and almost all other problems with a cat cushion.

Its generously proportioned and in a tasteful shade of blue-grey
Available from www.lushlampshades.co.uk from October 17th