On a cruise?
To a ghastly playscheme where you have to learn to juggle and the playworkers all have body odour and emotional issues?
You might need one of these...
Available from Lush Designs from August.
You'll be hands-free so you can:
a. Rave expressively using all all four limbs whilst keeping your sanitising gel safely about your person.
b. Carry sunscreen and polo mints whilst gesticulating at ancient monuments/porpoises.
c. Fail miserably at juggling with your phone/young person's oyster card handy for a quick getaway.
Run, rabbit run.
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